One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today but you will be a great deal older.
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Melvin Helitzer
I want to thank everybody who made this day necessary.
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Yogi Berra
I really don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
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Jack Benny
I explained to him I had simple tastes and didn't want anything ostentatious no matter what it costs.
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Art Buchwald
I feel a very unusual sensation - if it is not indigestion I think it must be gratitude.
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Benjamin Disraeli
More Quotes By Bob Hope
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to kill the guy.
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
